Dude Steals Second Base at Yankees Game SHARE: Tweet Sure it’s 2013 and we’re still uploading grainier-than-Zapruder footage to YouTube. But take a look at this 12-second moment from Yankee Stadium and ask yourself what’s happening here: Is this dude copping a feel of his passed out girlfriend? Is he breaking out of the #friendzone in a bad way? Is that even her titty? Could it just be her knee? Is that kid in the top right getting a handie? So many questions. Think we’ve covered all the bases here. Weigh in with your thoughts below. [via Barstool Sports] MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:Sonic Apologizes For Saying Kansas City Chiefs Will ‘Scalp the Redskins’That Lion-Eagles Whiteout Produced Some Truly Majestic Football Photos Full Video of Protesters In Kiev Toppling, Decapitating Lenin Statue Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.