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White Mormons Can Jump: Watch These Missionaries School Some Dudes

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Slade Sohmer


By Slade Sohmer on August 6, 2013


In 2013, Lone Peak High School became the first high school boys basketball team from Utah to win a national championship.

Mormons can ball. LDS churches have a long history of hoopin’ it. Most people don’t know this. Especially these guys, who were minding their own and thinking that a couple of Woody Harrelson chumps just pulled up to the court. The whole thing’s great, but make sure you watch the dunk at 1:13. Even on an eight- or nine-foot rim, it’s pure nastiness.

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The dunk at 1:13 is so nasty that the dude in the blue shorts forces himself to run a lap around the court. It’s like Def Jam Mormon Hoops. Or this:

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Maybe they learned it all here:

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