White Mormons Can Jump: Watch These Missionaries School Some Dudes SHARE: Tweet In 2013, Lone Peak High School became the first high school boys basketball team from Utah to win a national championship. Mormons can ball. LDS churches have a long history of hoopin’ it. Most people don’t know this. Especially these guys, who were minding their own and thinking that a couple of Woody Harrelson chumps just pulled up to the court. The whole thing’s great, but make sure you watch the dunk at 1:13. Even on an eight- or nine-foot rim, it’s pure nastiness. “Game: blouses” to be replaced by “Game: temple garments.” SEE ALSO: • Samurai Sword-Wielding Mormon Bishop = Headline of the Week • More Offensive: BYU’s Ignorance or Interviewer in Blackface? The dunk at 1:13 is so nasty that the dude in the blue shorts forces himself to run a lap around the court. It’s like Def Jam Mormon Hoops. Or this: Maybe they learned it all here: via Reddit [The New Dope Music via Reddit] MOST RECENT BY Slade Sohmer:The New White House Christmas CardSmokin' Teaser: House of Cards to Return on Valentine's Day 2014Ellsbury Dough Boy Was Kinda Easy, Eh? Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.