Mardi Gras Idiot Throws Beer at and Punches Cop, Gets Serious Beatdown This is the dangerous side of Mardi Gras, kids! Forget those other hazards of the debaucherous revelry of Fat Tuesday, including pregnancy scares and STDs. This is what all that alcohol actually leads to: It tricks your brain into thinking you’re invincible enough to throw beer at a cop, punch him in the face with 10 or so other police officers standing by and somehow come out on top. For Lent, he’ll be giving up meals that don’t need to be sucked through a straw. Follow Us SEE MORE: • Greatest ‘Wait for It …’ Ever: ‘Have You Ever Flashed Someone?‘ • RIP Society: Bus Driver Uppercuts Foul-Mouthed Teen Girl [H/T: @TheHazean via The Big Lead] Greg Seals Greg Seals is a writer, and sometimes funny person. Indulge his sense of self-importance and follow @GregSeals.