Takeru Kobayashi Eats Super Bowl Pizza in 1 Minute, Is No Liz Lemon

Everyone’s got a Super Bowl food hangover, and the thought of eating — let alone watching people eat — is nauseating. But Deadspin posted this terrific video of competitive eating rogue Takeru Kobayashi scarfing down a pizza in one minute, and it’s as compelling (and gross) as you think it might be.

Got enough footage, bros?

Nice try, Deadspin, but Liz Lemon has that beat — she shotguns:

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