Bear Grylls Teaches You How To Survive The Most Extreme Plane Ride

The host of Man Vs. Wild taped an in-flight safety video for Air New Zealand. Grylls sure makes a go at teaching you how not to die seem like an adventure. Here are a few (not so useful) tips from his video:

Always pack fish in case the plane goes down. 

Oxygen masks can also be used for peeing.

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Know that you’ll never look as sexy in an oxygen mask as Bear Grylls.

Life vests may look like burritos but don’t taste nearly as good.

Cell phones should be turned off or emus will start sprouting human heads and attack you. 

Watch the full clip below: