Yes, This Touching Story of Blind Dog Rescued From Trash Has Happy Ending SHARE: Tweet </noscript> After watching the following blind dog rescue video, you’ll come to these four conclusions: 1. There must be an invisible chef chopping opinions right next to you. 2. The pollen count is absurdly high this time of year. 3. It’s time to hire a cleaning lady — SO DUSTY IN HERE. 4. It’s impossible to dispute the effectiveness of this brief story. </noscript> Okay, three more conclusions: 5. Avril Lavigne’s voice may be grating, but that song actually worked. 6. Hopefully Fiona’s new owners teach her to fetch Bud Light bottles for their lazy asses. 7. Let’s all go check out this http://www.hopeforpaws.org thing. (via Fark) MORE DOG CRAP YOU’LL LOVE (REALLY): • Dog’s-Eye View: A Walk Through Runyon Canyon • Here’s a Gallery of Adorable Puppies Playing on the HyperVocal Roof Deck • Aww: Puppy Tries to Swim in a Dry Bathtub • Wanna See a Smart Dog Slide Down a Slide? • The 15 Most Ridiculous White House Pets