Gayest Whale Ever?

Oh, you shoot rainbows out of your blowhole? That’s gay, dude.

This rainbow-spouting mammal was spotted on a whale-watching cruise near Nova Scotia earlier this year. Forget everything you know about science and the refraction of light through moisture — this whale needs to be peacefully corralled and harnessed for its powers of sorcery.

[rsean9000 / io9]