Texting Girl Falls on Live Local News Report Austerity measures are coming to Canada! The CBC says spending cuts are happening now! Eh, hell, forget all that and just watch the woman walking out of her office in the background of this live shot. The only thing that can make this Schadenfreude better is if the report was about the consequences of not paying attention to your surroundings while texting and sexting your face off. </noscript> Pretty solid trip’n'fall, but it doesn’t hold a candle to the women faceplanting into a mall fountain. </noscript> (CBC via Guyism)