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By HVvids
February 17, 2012 at 7:57 am



Provoking caged zoo animals is kind of a dick move. Taunting them with your cruel liberty, that stings. Sometimes, though, it yields cool enough results that we can forgive such transgressions.

YouTuber NRucker5 posted the following video on Thursday: “This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would ‘attack’ me.”

Seriously, that’s some CGI-level stunt monkey nonsense right there. Awesome, awesome stuff.


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