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Honest Newscaster on Real-Life ‘Up’: Interesting Way to Kill Yourself

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WPIX’s Howard Thompson isn’t quite impressed with this dude who may travel across the Atlantic in a balloon-floated house.

The story is clearly supposed to be light, something like “IT’S UP IN REAL LIFE,” CHUCKLE, SIGH, SNORT. Not Howard. He goes here:

“Look, I think, a lot of people get bored as they get to a certain stage in life, and people start looking for interesting ways to kill themselves … and obviously this guy is … he’s there. I wish you luck, though, pal!”

Awesome. We need more editorializing like that.

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