When a man suffers a heart attack at the … wait for it… Heart Attack Grill, when cops Tase a man ’til crack rocks fall out of his mouth, when another man tries to pay for a lap dance with crack, and when Herman Cain nixes an appearance on “Dancing With the Stars,” Headlines That Suck is there for you.
Headline Czar Charlie Berens rounds up the best of the worst from this hilarious week…
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