What It's Like When a 15-Foot Shark Circles Your Little Fishing Boat ‘Sometimes that shark looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour.’ ‘At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he saw us, a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper here. Anyway he saw us and a few hours later a big fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a life jacket again. So, 1,100 men went into the water, 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.’ –Quint, notorious shark hunter Go on, go ’head and click and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news & nonsense feeds. MORE GREAT STUFF FOR YOUR PERUSAL: • Meet the Man Who Predicted Facebook Would Buy Instagram in 2012 • Facebook Buys Instagram for $1 Billion • Watch This Poor Girl Get Blown Into a Wall By a Plane Engine • Televangelist Tebow Draws Crowd: ‘In Christianity, It’s the Pope and Tebow’ • Brazil’s Superior Court of Justice Rules Having Sex With 12-Year-Old Girls May Not Be a Crime • Special Prosecutor Won’t Take Trayvon Martin Killing to Grand Jury, Continues Investigation