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Presenting the World’s First Breast Implants for Turkeys

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By HVvids on November 13, 2012


Thanksgiving is enough of a hassle without worrying about whether your turkey’s breasts are perky enough. If you’re tired of flat-chested fowl, try new Turkey Tits — implants made of gravy that only need stuffing, sizzling and serving.

I wish this actually existed, because it sounds both practical and delicious.

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