Presenting the World’s First Breast Implants for Turkeys Thanksgiving is enough of a hassle without worrying about whether your turkey’s breasts are perky enough. If you’re tired of flat-chested fowl, try new Turkey Tits — implants made of gravy that only need stuffing, sizzling and serving. I wish this actually existed, because it sounds both practical and delicious. </noscript> Follow Us SEE MORE: • ‘It’s Thanksgiving’: Is It Worse Than Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday?’ • Time Turkeys: The Very Real Script of the Very Real 2014 Woody Harrelson Movie About Time-Traveling Turkeys