Badass Newborn Baby Flips Off Her Dad Like She Don’t Even Care Dads. They’re so embarrassing. When they’re not strapping wires to you and exposing your teachers for abusing special-needs kids, they’re filming you. Every day of your life. Newborn babies, you have to put a stop to this from day one. Not even day one: hour one. No, minute 15. Or else they’re just gonna make time-lapse documentaries about your face. Come on, Dad! This is how you do stop those pesky cameras once and for all: </noscript> That’s right! Just throw that finger up and say, “Get that mothafuckin’ camera outta my face!” (Well, think it, because you can’t talk.) Earlier the better. If you’re 15 minutes old, now’s the perfect time. He might think it’s cute and upload it to YouTube anyway, but he’ll know you’re hard as fuck, baby. You flip off your dad like you don’t even give a damn. You shit yourself and make that fool clean it. You throw your food on the floor and make him pick that shit up. JUST FOR LAUGHS. BECAUSE YOU RUN THIS SHIT. Now where’s that titty. THE BEST STUFF OF THE DAY: • Pizza Hut Middle East Puts Mini-Cheeseburgers In Crust, Throws Down Caloric Gauntlet • This Chinese Testicle-Squeezing Death Is Going to Inspire Some Lovely Puns • What It’s Like to Be a Dog Toy: 104 Seconds of Pure Four-Legged Bliss • Son of Alcoholic Mom Flushes $2,000 Worth of Her Liquor and Beer • Chinese Girl Swallowed By Sidewalk Sinkhole • Hero Dad Exposes Educators Who Verbally Abused Autistic Son Go on, go ’head and click and Follow Us for more updates straight to your news & nonsense feeds.