[VIDEO] Harsh Life Advice From Reno’s Most Radical Glengarry-Like Park Ranger
Reno’s most radical park ranger busted some punk kids for building snowboarding ramps.
What begins as a usual reprimand and hard suggestion to quit while they’re ahead turns into a rousing, profanity-laced speech that is easily worth a spot next to Alec Baldwin’s famous Glengarry Glen Ross “Coffee is for closers” motivational tirade.
The entire five-minute speech, which may be the funniest thing you’ll listen to all day, is worth your entire time. It is, however, so very NSFW. So, headphones up before listening.
Just know you’ll be treated to such soon to be classic catchphrases as:
- “Every time it snows my dick takes a beating with this shit.”
- “Bang a fat girl. Put that on YouTube. I’d watch that shit.”
- “If Shaun White’s here…He’d helicopter in here, bang your mom and your girlfriend, then set your board on fire.”
- “You break up my trees, you may as well be fingering my babysitter.”
And that ain’t even the half of it. Fake or real, this is pure comedy gold.
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