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The Duet: A Vibrating Device That Combines Business and Pleasure

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By HVculture on February 4, 2013


In an increasingly digital age, we rely on technology for everything from shopping without leaving the house to maintaining relationships with people we never see in real life. San Francisco-based company Crave is using technology to build a better … vibrator.

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The Duet is just the thing for the busy lady who gets lonely on the go.

This vibrator is USB rechargeable, and the more expensive Lux models actually have data storage. Once you separate the USB part from the silicone tips, the Duet is almost indistinguishable from a regular flash drive.

(Our intrepid anonymous reporter received the Duet as a press sample.)

This is no cheap gag gift. The basic model costs $149. For $219, you can upgrade to the 8GB version with a 24KT gold-plated band. If you’ve got a lot of, um, files that you need to store, you can drop $349 on the 16GB Duet Lux, complete with 24KT gold-plated band and USB body (because why not?). The vibrator comes with a discreet leather carrying case that would easily fit into a purse, briefcase, or carry-on bag.

Included in the environmentally friendly box is a tiny charm engraved with a website that provides more information. The review guide mentions that the “charm can be worn on a necklace or bracelet!” Good luck coming up with an explanation when people ask about your new bling.

Crave has thought of everything with this luxurious product. Now you know what to get for the woman who has it all.

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