There’s probably no better way to make your girlfriend alienate all her friends …
Or to fail your arch-nemesis out of school …
Or to send your kid a not-so-subtle message.
Even the cats are catching on.
And the machines.
Of course, it helps to always read what you’ve written before hitting send …
Because nothing kills the mood faster than unicorn-bacon sandwiches.
But sometimes you end up saying what you really mean.
And nothing says “I love you” like changing his keyboard settings so he sounds like a complete idiot.
And nothing says “I love you too” like never changing it back.