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Ladies, Say Goodbye to Camel Toes With This Creepy Product

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Women will “rejoice” over SmoothGroove, “the safe and effective way to alleviate the crudely termed camel toe.”

Your “very last wardrobe malfunction has now been addressed!” reads the site, which features a bizarrely ornate, bike-seat-shaped, uh, thing, which costs 15 pounds, has its own nifty pouch and comes in white, black and clear.

Maybe I’m missing something, but how could this possibly be worn discreetly? If you’re wearing something tight enough to show the contours of your undercarriage, you’ll probably also reveal the outline of your fancy genital shield. But I’m sure the camel-toe scientists at SmoothGroove have undoubtedly figured this out.

If anyone has tried SmoothGroove and can attest to its front-wedgie-fighting powers, we’re all ears.

Oddly enough, today we also found the SmoothGroove’s masculine counterpart, this weird cock-and-ball pouch, which, unlike SmoothGroove, has no apparent practical purpose.
 


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