“We’ll all get filthy rich and, inevitably, bag hot slampieces,” says a future hedge fund bro who has probably not had much consensual sex in his life. This is an email you have to read.
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Pro tip: If a potential employer asks about your passion and says ‘Any color you can add to your application would be appreciated,’ don’t do this.
A Christian radio host says he can prove Obama is gay. How? YouTube comments prove it. Of course! Also: Prince William, Kate Upton and some awesome trailers.
Ever heard of earnings season? We’re guessing the answer to that question is a resounding negative, unless your father was a Wall Street Journal–reading stockbroker. Here’s why we find earnings season so odd.