Baby Killer Whale Born at SeaWorld San Diego on Valentine’s Day On Valentine’s Day, “San Diego” translates to a “Killer Whale’s Vagina.” Read more More
Sexts to Hillary: Justin Bieber’s Valentine’s Day Message to Clinton Check your phone, Hillary, the Biebs sent you a little something. Read more More
The Most Romantic Valentine’s Day Flower Bouquet Ever Sent Is it dusty in here? No? Well, then who is chopping all these onions? Read more More
10 Sexiest Things to Do if You’re Alone on Valentine’s Day Only douchebags and sexual predators think it’s cool to go to bars on V-Day and pick up lonely single chicks. We’ve got a better plan to be undeniably awesome all by yourself. Here’s how you’re gonna do it (and now, hopefully, you did it). Read more More
Happy NSFW Valentine's Day from Sears Sears is probably more well-known for granny panties than any underwear considered overtly sexy. But this year, Sears.com informed us all “It’s not too late to treat your VALENTINE.” Something tells us this item would be more of a treat for the buyer. Read more More
How (and What) to Drink on Valentine’s Day Galen of Pergamum, philosopher and father of medicine, considered the liver to be “the source of the veins and the principal instrument of sanguification.” While we know that’s physiologically inaccurate, on St. Valentine’s Day, our hearts are definitely in our livers. Read more More
Kids, Get in the Van! We're Going to 'The Human Centipede on Ice'! C’mon, guys, hurry up — you don’t want to be late to the Danbury Ice Arena! It’s an adorable children’s production in which three kids get zipped into a cute little critter who skates around and teaches you all about science and the human body. Read more More