Bronson Pelletier, a member of the Wolf Pack in the Twilight saga, was arrested at LAX in mid-December for public intoxication. Watch him pee on the floor.
After a year marred by the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon and the final film of The Twilight Saga, literature fans can finally find some relief.
Never saw the “Twilight” films? Who cares? You’ve got the best of Cheaty McCheaterpants and Lurky Sparkledong’s überfranchise in this new Bad Lip Reading.
This nation has gone to the heathens. Even our straight-A students are calling out the name of Satan’s lair in valedictory speeches.
Judging from these rulings, the Roberts Court has taken on some frivolous cases recently. But it’s good to see Baby v. Corner finally resolved.
You may not have heard of Mark “Sparky” Schneider, a “vampire comic” who goes by the stage name Sparky Drakonis. As a young man, his interest in performance art led him to vampirism, an S&M subculture. It also led him to my couch one weekend.