‘Twilight’ Actor Pees on LAX Airport Floor, and There’s Video Bronson Pelletier, a member of the Wolf Pack in the Twilight saga, was arrested at LAX in mid-December for public intoxication. Watch him pee on the floor. Read more More
Forget ‘Twilight’, Real Literature Coming to Silver Screen After a year marred by the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon and the final film of The Twilight Saga, literature fans can finally find some relief. Read more More
Edward and Bella of ‘Twilight’ Slap a Fish in This Bad Lip Reading Never saw the “Twilight” films? Who cares? You’ve got the best of Cheaty McCheaterpants and Lurky Sparkledong’s überfranchise in this new Bad Lip Reading. Read more More
Valedictorian Denied Diploma Because She Said 'Hell' This nation has gone to the heathens. Even our straight-A students are calling out the name of Satan’s lair in valedictory speeches. Read more More
#otherSCOTUSpredictions: While We Wait for ‘The Decision’ Judging from these rulings, the Roberts Court has taken on some frivolous cases recently. But it’s good to see Baby v. Corner finally resolved. Read more More
How a Blood-Loving S&M Comic Saved My Ass From Credit-Card Theft You may not have heard of Mark “Sparky” Schneider, a “vampire comic” who goes by the stage name Sparky Drakonis. As a young man, his interest in performance art led him to vampirism, an S&M subculture. It also led him to my couch one weekend. Read more More
Headlines That Suck: Breaking Dawn, Fox’s Fave Food, Paki Monkey Crotch & More When half a headline about Breaking Dawn is right, when Rush Limbaugh complains about Michelle Obama’s “uppity-ism,” when Pakistan bans the use of “monkey crotch” in text messages, you better believe it’s a good thing that Headlines That Suck is around. Read more More