Dil-d’oh! $500 Worth of Sex Toys Stolen From Woman’s Car, Community Pitches In A cache of sex toys was stolen out of an Oregon woman’s car, and now there won’t be any fun items for the bachelorette party. Read more More
Dude, Where’s My Car? Fast Food Robbers’ Getaway Car Stolen by Burger King Employee Two terrible hamburglars got into quite the pickle while trying to rob a Burger King near Sacramento. Puns await! Read more More
Watch This French Woman Fight Off Knife-Wielding Purse Snatchers In Italy A French tourist bravely fought back after a couple tried to steal her purse in Italy. Now police have arrested the pair in the attack. Read more More
Worst Criminal Ever Gets Benny Hill’d This genius attempted to break into a grocery store in Redding, California, and the results cackle louder than words. One of the worst criminals ever. Read more More
Hear Bryan Cranston Call 911 to Report Stolen ‘Breaking Bad’ Script Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston had the script for the highly anticipated series finale stolen from his car. Hear him call 911 to report it. Read more More
Dumb Kid Steals Woman’s Phone, Posts Stoned Selfie to Her Facebook This dumb criminal stole a woman’s cell phone, took a hit and posted a stoned selfie to HER Facebook page. Smart stuff. Read more More