The Worst AP Photo From Pope Francis’ Inaugural Mass This isn’t exactly the lingering image you’d want to see from the inaugural mass as news emerged that “Pope Francis was quiet on sex abuse cases.” Read more More
St. Peter’s Square: 2005 vs. 2013 At least our technology is advancing, even if the Church is not. Read more More
THE REAL POPE FRANCIS He espouses the “I know you are but what am I?” doctrine and steal’s Pee-wee’s bike. Read more More
White Smoke, New Pope: Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio Becomes Francis I We’ve got white smoke billowing from the Sistine Chapel chimney, which means Pope Secondballot XII will be introduced shortly … Read more More
Dennis Rodman Arrives at The Vatican, May Be Your Next Pope Because the media admiration from his North Korean basketball diplomacy trip was too great, attention whore Dennis Rodman has arrived at The Vatican. Read more More
Let These Sexy Calendar Priests Help You Keep Track of Conclave Since news broke that the Holy See owns part of Europe’s biggest gay sauna, let’s hope that these priests from Calendario Romano frequent the establishment. Read more More
Report: Catholic Church Owns Share of Europe’s Biggest Gay Sauna As the cardinals gather for this week’s Papal Conclave, news broke that the Holy See owns an apartment block that houses Europe’s biggest gay sauna. Read more More