Only bad things happen when kids read books. Their young fragile eggshell minds, previously free of erotic stimuli and ideas about independence, become crowded with impure thoughts that lead to questionable decisions. Thank you, Monroe Township Schools.
Novels of earlier generations caused a stir, interested the minds of teenagers, and affected their beliefs. These days, novels cause gossip columns and new Halloween costumes. There is no emotional attachment; we don’t believe in the movement.