Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Arizona’s Xenophobia Reigns Supreme
Aside from the scorching desert temperatures in the state, Arizona may just be the closest thing to hell on earth for anyone trying to build a new life in this country. After a curious ruling, here’s yet another reason why.
In Sheriff Joe's World, Little Brown Abuse Victims Aren't Entitled to Justice
Infamous Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio apparently inadequately investigated more than 400 sex-crimes reported to his office during a three-year stretch ending in 2007. Of course, there’s a connection to illegal immigrants here.
Is Katt Williams a Socially Irresponsible Bitch?
In case you haven’t heard, comedian Katt Williams went on a xenophobic-anti-Mexican-borderline-Tea-Party rant at a recent comedy show in…wait for it…Phoenix, Arizona. Sometimes you can’t make these things up.
Steven Seagal Forgets First Rule of Policing: Don’t Shoot Puppies, Murder Chickens
The first rule of police work is that you don’t talk about police work. But the second rule is that you don’t unnecessarily kill a puppy. Sheriff Joe Arpiao forgot to teach that to Steven Seagal.
Mann: The Three Joe-kers of the Apocalypse
Thankfully, we have the Tea Party. The new masters of the grotesque spectacle of American politics have given us reason to grin amid the recent flood of war and disaster with their latest announcement: the circus has come to town.
Putting the Force in Police Force: Sheriff Joe Arpaio, a Tank and…Steven Seagal?
Sheriff Joe Arpaio? Check. Steven Seagal? Check. Armored vehicles, a tank and SWAT? Check. Going to a drug bust? Nope, a guy with too many chickens. This just be might the most aggressive show of force you’ll ever see.
Oddest American Sex Scandal in 2010 Finally Reveals Itself on 364th Day
It’d sure suck to be Maricopa County (AZ) Supervisor Fulton Brock right about now. A few months after his wife was arrested for messing around with a 14-year-old boy, now his daughter was picked up for fooling around with the very same kid.
Dance, Inmates, Dance: AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio Throws Christmas Talent Contest
The holidays are a time of giving, a time for compassion. For one ruthless authoritarian, the best way to get into the holiday spirit was to make jailed inmates sing and dance for their dinner like they were your slaves.
Hype AM: Kentucky Kurb Stomp, RIP Paul, Creep Tweets, LeBron’s Rehab & More
Hype AM for Tuesday, October 26th includes a Kentucky debate fight, LeBron’s image rehab, Paul the Oracle Octopus’ death, Tea Partiers against Muslim congressmen, Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s creepy tweet, the deportation of a gay husband and much more…
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‘The Bachelorette,’ Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.
I love horrible, smutty television. I’m that guy. So I’m going to review ‘The Bachelorette’ on a weekly basis. This week, Emily Maynard meets 25 guys in a row, one by one, as they get out of a limo, because that’s how real life works.
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What to Expect in London When You’re Expecting Nothing
There are a few things you should know when you get to England. Just the basics, mind you, but important stuff. Things that will save you time — and even keep you alive. Things like feeding yourself. And riding elevators.
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Let’s Come Right Out and Say It: This Guy Harlan Is the Next Prince
Harlan is fine with having his music categorized as “pop.” But there is a huge difference between manufactured and meticulous; this is where Harlan leaves other pop acts in the three-chord-only, auto-tuned dust. You need to know about this guy.
