Will Ferrell Is Now a Lakers Security Guard Named ‘Ted Vagina’ It’s common to celebrities courtside at Los Angeles Lakers games. But how often do they stand in for security guards? Will Ferrell is at it again. Read more More
Shield Your Eyes: The Next Pepper Spray Could Be Blinding Laser Rifles If British-based Photonic Security Systems has its way, pepper spray will soon be replaced with blinding laser rifles. The UK Home Office is beginning to test them for permanent use. Coming to America? Read more More
New Yorkers Saw Something, Said Something: 392 Suspicious Packages ID’d Over the weekend, police received three times the normal number of suspicious package reports. Some 342 calls were placed to police, up from the average of about 90. Police state mentality or incredible vigilance? Read more More
How Jay-Z and Kanye West’s “Watch the Throne” Avoided Leaks One of the more amazing aspects of Watch the Throne’s release was the fact that it didn’t leak online. That’s absolutely unheard of in 2011. And yet, until now, no media outlet has addressed this amazing achievement. Read more More
No More Grainy Bits: TSA Announces Privacy Overhaul of Nude Airport Scanners It may feel like a move that comes too far removed from the hullabaloo to be worth a damn, but the TSA announced on Wednesday that they will be revamping the way in which their body scanners display air travelers, making the images more private. Read more More
So Did Morrissey Have Concert-Goers Searched For Meat Pies and Sausages? The story of Morrissey, a strict vegetarian, having security check concert attendees for sneaking meat products into a recent concert is probably not true. But it’s too funny not to share. Read more More
TSA Confuses 95-Year-Old Woman with Leukemia for Terrorist Jean Weber was traveling with her leukemia-stricken, wheelchair-bound 95-year-old mother to Michigan. Unfortunately, the TSA had to do their job and treated the elderly woman like she was a potential terrorist. Read more More