This story about a guy who bounces kids on his lap all day sending pornography to a 15-year-old girl makes you want to hide under the covers and not leave the house for days. Know who else will not be leaving his house? “Santa” John Thomas Peters.
Between Santa and Satan, we’re not sure who’s been busier this particular holiday season. As we close out the CDT books on 2010, the initial final trio became a quartet, then a quintet. So now we’re left to say goodbye to the six famous departed.