Third Wheel Prince Harry: The Definitive Gallery Poor Prince Harry. The perpetual bachelor is doomed to spend every photo op sitting alone, twiddling his thumbs, while William and Kate canoodle. Read more More
Kate Middleton Wears Tight Pants, Olympics Interest Spikes Opening ceremonies? Two-plus weeks of competition? Bah! Give the world what it really wants: MORE KATE MIDDLETON IN SKIN-TIGHT PANTS. Read more More
Oh Boy! Somebody Bought Princess Beatrice’s Fallopian Tube Hat For $131,000 Princess Beatrice auctioned off her infamous hat worn at the Royal Wedding for an astounding $131,000 (to be given to charity). It doesn’t change the notion that someone just paid $131,000 for a hat that looks like sperm flowing down a fallopian tube. Read more More
How Prince William Became Baron Carrickfergus (AND Duke of Cambridge AND Earl of Strathearn) The Queen bestowed the titles of Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn and perhaps best of all Baron Carrickfergus upon her grandson this morning. Yes, Baron Carrickfergus is absolutely the best title going. Read more More
Friday Playlist: A Royal Celebration So Prince William is off the market, and girls the world over are putting away their plastic tiaras and constructing new plans for how to one day become queen. In the meantime, here’s a royal playlist that includes Kings (Crimson, MJ), Queen, Prince and more. Read more More
Fit for a King: Video Highlights from the Royal Wedding Prince William and Kate are now Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Read more More
[VIDEO] Will Prince Charles Break Out These Sweet Breakdancing Moves at Royal Wedding? We don’t know what to expect from the Royal Wedding on Friday, but this video of Prince Charles breakdancing in the 1980s is a good indication of what we can expect on the dance floor. It’s oh-so-hilarious. Read more More