Royal Wedding Tag
Princess Beatrice auctioned off her infamous hat worn at the Royal Wedding for an astounding $131,000 (to be given to charity). It doesn’t change the notion that someone just paid $131,000 for a hat that looks like sperm flowing down a fallopian tube.
The Queen bestowed the titles of Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn and perhaps best of all Baron Carrickfergus upon her grandson this morning. Yes, Baron Carrickfergus is absolutely the best title going.
So Prince William is off the market, and girls the world over are putting away their plastic tiaras and constructing new plans for how to one day become queen. In the meantime, here’s a royal playlist that includes Kings (Crimson, MJ), Queen, Prince and more.
We don’t know what to expect from the Royal Wedding on Friday, but this video of Prince Charles breakdancing in the 1980s is a good indication of what we can expect on the dance floor. It’s oh-so-hilarious.