Royal Wedding
Oh Boy! Somebody Bought Princess Beatrice’s Fallopian Tube Hat For $131,000
Princess Beatrice auctioned off her infamous hat worn at the Royal Wedding for an astounding $131,000 (to be given to charity). It doesn’t change the notion that someone just paid $131,000 for a hat that looks like sperm flowing down a fallopian tube.
New Titles: How Prince William Became Baron Carrickfergus (AND Duke of Cambridge AND Earl of Strathearn)
The Queen bestowed the titles of Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn and perhaps best of all Baron Carrickfergus upon her grandson this morning. Yes, Baron Carrickfergus is absolutely the best title going.
Friday Playlist: A Royal Celebration
So Prince William is off the market, and girls the world over are putting away their plastic tiaras and constructing new plans for how to one day become queen. In the meantime, here’s a royal playlist that includes Kings (Crimson, MJ), Queen, Prince and more.
Fit for a King: Video Highlights from the Royal Wedding
Prince William and Kate are now Duke and Duchess of Cambridge
[VIDEO] Will Prince Charles Break Out These Sweet Breakdancing Moves at Royal Wedding?
We don’t know what to expect from the Royal Wedding on Friday, but this video of Prince Charles breakdancing in the 1980s is a good indication of what we can expect on the dance floor. It’s oh-so-hilarious.
British Man Gets a Prince Willy and Kate Middleton Tattoo…On His Teeth
Barmy Baz Franks got a tattoo of Prince William and Kate Middelton on his two front teeth because he wanted to lend his support for their big day. Couldn’t he have just bought a commemorative coin or something?
New Scottish Beer Made With Viagra, Just In Time for the Royal Wedding
Scottish brewery BrewDog, known for their boundary-pushing brews, is releasing a beer laced with Viagra for the Royal Wedding. Royal Virility Performance is a 7.5 ABV India Pale Ale brewed with Viagra, Horny Goat Weed and chocolate.
Wait, This Sounds Familiar: MSNBC Mixes Car Chase with Royal Family
Ahhh, memories: a car chase and the royal family. Unfortunately for MSNBC, the lower third of the screen asked whether Prince William’s soon-to-be-wife was “The New Diana”…while the screen showed a car speeding down a highway!
Hype AM: Yanking Cable News, Royal Car Chase, Porn Sticks & Four Loko…
Hype AM for Thursday, Nov. 18th features one senator’s call for yanking cable news, an unfortunate cable news/royal wedding mashup, a Four Loko ban, a pastor who hates Facebook, a flash mob in Sydney and much more…
A Royal Wedding: Meh, Wake Us When Snooki Marries a Gorilla Juicehead
Prince William will marry Kate Middleton. Yayy-wn. Didn’t we stop caring at all about the British monarchy when Princess Diana died? In Britain, sure, royalty is royalty, and they’re the original celebrity sin. But here? C’mon.
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‘The Bachelorette,’ Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.
I love horrible, smutty television. I’m that guy. So I’m going to review ‘The Bachelorette’ on a weekly basis. This week, Emily Maynard meets 25 guys in a row, one by one, as they get out of a limo, because that’s how real life works.
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What to Expect in London When You’re Expecting Nothing
There are a few things you should know when you get to England. Just the basics, mind you, but important stuff. Things that will save you time — and even keep you alive. Things like feeding yourself. And riding elevators.
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Let’s Come Right Out and Say It: This Guy Harlan Is the Next Prince
Harlan is fine with having his music categorized as “pop.” But there is a huge difference between manufactured and meticulous; this is where Harlan leaves other pop acts in the three-chord-only, auto-tuned dust. You need to know about this guy.
