Polish town bans Winnie the Pooh claiming that his lack of pants indicates that he was a hermaphrodite whose creator cut off his genitalia with a blade.
Pro-tip: Don’t steal roses for your ex-girlfriend in an attempt to win her back in the background of a live news shot.
How does this happen, actually? It takes super-wide doors, a really small European car, lax nighttime security, slow-moving police …
Forget tattoos. Polish MMA fighter Popek Rak’s newest body mod is a gnarly designer scar left behind after a careful skin-removal procedure.