Pro-tip: Don’t steal roses for your ex-girlfriend in an attempt to win her back in the background of a live news shot.
How does this happen, actually? It takes super-wide doors, a really small European car, lax nighttime security, slow-moving police …
Forget tattoos. Polish MMA fighter Popek Rak’s newest body mod is a gnarly designer scar left behind after a careful skin-removal procedure.
It’s kinda like an Improv Everywhere mission. But because Polish soccer hooligans apparently take things way over the line, an Under-8 match was called off because of these rowdy dicks. This video is the definition of craisins.