So now the world knows the price of hacking a dead girl’s cellphone is $4.8 million after News Corp. finally settled with the family of Milly Dowler. It seems preposterously low for what News Corp. did.

During an interview with CNN, actress Scarlett Johansson described the leaked nude photos as “unjust” and said she was upset about the invasion of her privacy. To which the Internet responded, “Meh, we’ve already seen your boobies.”

The News of the World phone hacking-scandal seemed like it would have the power to bring down Rupert Murdoch’s media empire. Then the story simple ran out of legs. But the full scope has not been revealed yet.

A letter written on March 2, 2007 by former News of the World royal correspondent Clive Goodman emerged on Tuesday. Goodman claims that the disreputable phone hacking was “widely discussed” at editorial meetings run by former editor Andy Coulsen.

Catching up on all your news and nonsense from this weekend…

Jonathan May-Bowles will spend the next six weeks in jail for his role in attempting to pie Rupert Murdoch in the face during last month’s phone-hacking Parliamentary hearing. Awesome bonus: His last tweet was a reply @hypervocal.

What a fantastic weekend. You’d obviously be forgiven for shutting off your brain and tuning out the news and nonsense that pervades your workweek. So, here’s a quick one-pager on what you might have missed while heading out to the beach with a sixer of Bruce Willis-endorsed Seagrams wine coolers.

Which Piers Morgan is more believable? Is it the tabloid editor who answered truthfully in 2009 about “the stuff we used to do” before phone-hacking was a terrible thing, or the CNN host in 2011 who is trying to protect his branded image?

What garbage. Up next, how about: “Norway’s Response to Anti-Immigrant Terrorist Psychos Could Lead to a Better You” or “China’s Rise to Superpower Status Can Be a Boon for Fans of Rizzoli & Isles.”

On Tuesday night Jon Stewart put the entire News Corp phone-hacking scandal into its ridiculous and unbelievable perspective. Oh, and he gave a good grilling to Fox News. You didn’t think he would miss that chance did you?

Rupert Murdoch hit with pie by unfunny comedian Jonnie Marbles

In something straight out of a John Grisham novel or an international intrigue thriller, the former News of the World reporter who became the first journalist to allege his editors were aware of the alleged phone-hacking scandal by his staff, has been found dead.

It’s the weekend, the time to power down and turn that big brain off for a couple days. Before you do, check out these stories on Harry Potter, TSA revenge, the News Corp. scandal, debt ceiling talks, The Undefeated, J-Lo’s split and more.

This is the very definition of media malpractice: FOX News finally covered the News Corp. phone hacking scandal, and it did so by telling people to move on, nothing to see here!

Reversing their initial decision, News Corp. bigwigs Rupert and James Murdoch have agreed to testify before British Parliament on Tuesday to discuss the diabolical phone hacking scandal that has threatened their media empire.

News Corp. has surprised some by withdrawing its $12 billion bid for controlling the entire share of BSkyB just hours after being urged to do so by U.K. Prime Minister David Cameron. And the investigations are just getting started.

With Rupert Murdoch’s media empire facing its toughest stretch of negative PR, it just seems to get worse. New allegations have arisen that the now-shuttered News of the World may have also hacked the cellphones of 9/11 victims.