The Worst AP Photo From Pope Francis’ Inaugural Mass This isn’t exactly the lingering image you’d want to see from the inaugural mass as news emerged that “Pope Francis was quiet on sex abuse cases.” Read more More
There Might Be Pot Brownies and Bong Rips at the Next Papal Conclave Will New York archbishop Cardinal Timothy Dolan be the next Pope. About the rumors: “I’d say those are only from people smoking marijuana,” Dolan said. Read more More
Amanda Todd and the Cappers ID’d Kody Maxson 2 Years Ago Long before Amanda Todd killed herself, she gave an anonymous informant the name of an older boy who was sending Todd’s nude pictures and videos around the Internet. His name was Kody Maxson. Read more More
‘Poor Sandusky’: Catholic Priest Defends Child Sex Abusers Nobody could possibly defend convicted pedophile Jerry Sandusky, right? RIGHT? Wrong. Listen to this. Read more More
Boy Escapes From Underwear-Clad Priest in Dahmer-esque Incident A neighbor who found the boy said, “Then he stood there with his hands on his hips like, ‘You’re really not going to give him to me?’” Read more More
Paging Chris Hansen: Amish Sexter Hoping for Some Buggy Love with 12-Year-Old Girl Willard Yoder is just your average 21-year-old sexting Amish dude on the prowl for a little horse and buggy sex with a really young girl. Ahh, Yoder: “Sex with underage girl, I was wrongfully seeking.” Read more More
Judge Tells Child Molester: “You Were Born Gayer Than a Sweet-Smelling Jockstrap” Wisconsin Judge Philip Kirk must fancy himself a rather funny person. Kirk sentenced a 71-year-old, former school bus driver to seven years in prison for sexually assaulting four boys over the course of 40 years. Then he started in on the gay jokes. Read more More