The CIA uncovered a plot by a Yemeni Al-Qaeda affiliate to destroy a U.S.-bound airliner with a “sophisticated” underwear bomb — around the one-year anniversary of bin Laden’s death.

Brian Williams and “Rock Center” snagged the get of all gets on the one-year anniversary of Osama’s death: one-on-ones with President Obama and Hillary Clinton to reflect on the silent tension in the Situation Room.

This handwritten — and largely illegible — note by Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta gave the go-ahead to proceed with the attack on Osama bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad. Powerful stuff.

A mock movie poster promising al Qaeda’s return to terroristing in NYC comes with no real, credible threat. So let’s turn to the ridiculous coverage. Wait ’til you see this headline, and wait ’til you see what Charlie Berens has to say about it.

Dubya puppeteer says Obama getting Osama was no big thang. There used to be a time when history was “written by the victors.” Now it’s written by delusional dickbags who profit off the short memories of ignoramuses.

What is there to say about a movie where Osama bin Laden rises from the dead and attacks the citizens of Afghanistan, and the only person who can stop him is a yoga instructor from Colorado? Just shut up and take our money.

While this video doesn’t exactly give us a sample size large enough to answer President Bush’s awkwardly asked question, “Is our children learning,” it is cringe-worthy enough to add kindling on the “kids today!” fire. Yikes.

From “Osama bin Laden would have loved this” to “The word ‘terrorist’ is consciously never said,” Andrea Peyser’s New York Post review of “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” is masterful in its stupidity. Let’s break it down.

Remember when US commandos uncovered a huge porn stash in bin Laden’s hideout? Maybe it was all for recruitment research after all. A man called the cops to report he found subliminal al Qaeada messages while watching a porno.

In these times, not many things will make you laugh…on purpose. Alex Gangitano’s big “thank you” this year goes out to the political spoofers who actually tried to make us laugh and gave us a real reason to smile through these tough times.

The Navy has decided to kick out 64 sailors from their Third Fleet, responsible for burying Osama bin Laden at sea, for violating the military organization’s drug policy despite the revelation that the sailors were using “a synthetic drug that mimics marijuana,” military officials said.

“After a few hours, I reached home, sat down, drank a beer. And then the sitting began for two weeks, glued to the television. Slowly the details came, and with it a bout of depression, then a brief bout of patriotism. Both passed.”

“I wanted to be more involved, demand answers from people in charge. By the time I entered college I knew I wanted to be a journalist. It seemed like the only way I’d be able to get answers about what was really going on.”

Just like the transition from Bill Gates to Steve Ballmer…

Bill Warren is a deep sea salvage diver who intends to find the body of Osama bin Laden in the name of patriotism. And profit. You can’t forget the profit motivation.

Make mojito cupcakes, not war. The British Intelligence officers must have thought this would be a catchy slogan when they decided to combat terrorism one tasty treat at a time.

The Osama bin Laden killed by SEAL Team Six was actually just a CIA clone and the real bin Laden has been dead since a gunfight took place in Afghanistan back in 2001. Paging Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

Lame title, though: This Ain’t Bin Laden XXX is weak sauce

MSNBC anchor sees some similarities between Dick Cheney’s book cover and President Obama announcing bin Laden’s death. Do you see the same thing? If this were Glenn Beck, would you just think he’s nutty?

Al Qaeda Records drops OBL’s new track from beyond watery grave