Headlines That Suck: Newt Pitt, Sponge Bob Acid & Big Penetrators Sometimes Newt Gingrich says Brad Pitt should play him in a movie. Sometimes Keira Knightly gets paid to Skype ‘O faces.’ Sometimes 5 dudes get busted for hiding 950 hits of acid in a Sponge Bob book. In these times, Headlines that Suck is there for you. Read more More
Headlines That Suck: Demi Pulls Out, Cutler Shotguns & Gingrich Plus Sometimes a guy dates a girl named Bambam who whips his pebbles. Sometimes Demi Moore pulls out of Lovelace. Sometimes Newt Gingrich’s affairs are seen as a plus. In these times, Headlines That Suck is there for you. Here’s the best of the worst. Read more More
Afraid of Going to the Dentist? This Story Won’t Help Michael Clair decided to replace the stainless steel posts you use in root canals with a paper clip. He pled guilty to assault, larceny, Medicaid fraud, distributing prescription drugs and witness intimidation. No wonder Seinfeld was a rabid anti-Dentite. Read more More
Um, Thanks? Costa Concordia Survivors Offered 30% Discount Hey, so let’s say you’re the owner of a cruise line. And let’s say you just had a high-profile accident that led to the deaths of more than a dozen people, with 19 people still missing. How would you deal with the survivors? Probably not like this. Read more More
Headlines That Suck: Bob Barker Fights Elephants, G-Spot Science, Iguana Poop & Nut Rustlers When a gent stores a .38 in his bum, when Bob Barker rumbles with elephants, when America is drunk, and when scientists can’t find the G-Spot, Headlines That Suck is there for you. It’s all here in our weekly video recap of the best of the worst. Read more More
Iran Bans Barbies, Releases Toy Drone The fine folks in Tehran are trying to boot Barbie from toy stores. Not to worry, though! A brand-spanking-new RQ-170 drone toy is set to hit stores soon. Huzzah! Fortunately for us, One Minute News correspondent Charlie Berens is here to play. Read more More
Headlines That Suck: 99 Stabbing Problems, Twilight the Musical & Topless Java Arson When a man gets stabbed for not knowing Jay-Z and Beyoncé were married, when an arsonist burns down a topless coffee shop, and when someone sets himself on fire after a dispute over cereal, you best be happy Headlines That Suck is there for you. Read more More