Sometimes Newt Gingrich says Brad Pitt should play him in a movie. Sometimes Keira Knightly gets paid to Skype ‘O faces.’ Sometimes 5 dudes get busted for hiding 950 hits of acid in a Sponge Bob book. In these times, Headlines that Suck is there for you.
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Sometimes a guy dates a girl named Bambam who whips his pebbles. Sometimes Demi Moore pulls out of Lovelace. Sometimes Newt Gingrich’s affairs are seen as a plus. In these times, Headlines That Suck is there for you. Here’s the best of the worst.
Michael Clair decided to replace the stainless steel posts you use in root canals with a paper clip. He pled guilty to assault, larceny, Medicaid fraud, distributing prescription drugs and witness intimidation. No wonder Seinfeld was a rabid anti-Dentite.
Hey, so let’s say you’re the owner of a cruise line. And let’s say you just had a high-profile accident that led to the deaths of more than a dozen people, with 19 people still missing. How would you deal with the survivors? Probably not like this.
When a gent stores a .38 in his bum, when Bob Barker rumbles with elephants, when America is drunk, and when scientists can’t find the G-Spot, Headlines That Suck is there for you. It’s all here in our weekly video recap of the best of the worst.
When a man gets stabbed for not knowing Jay-Z and Beyoncé were married, when an arsonist burns down a topless coffee shop, and when someone sets himself on fire after a dispute over cereal, you best be happy Headlines That Suck is there for you.