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Afraid of Going to the Dentist? This Story Won’t Help

Michael Clair decided to replace the stainless steel posts you use in root canals with a paper clip. He pled guilty to assault, larceny, Medicaid fraud, distributing prescription drugs and witness intimidation. No wonder Seinfeld was a rabid anti-Dentite.

Iran Bans Barbies, Releases Toy Drone

The fine folks in Tehran are trying to boot Barbie from toy stores. Not to worry, though! A brand-spanking-new RQ-170 drone toy is set to hit stores soon. Huzzah! Fortunately for us, One Minute News correspondent Charlie Berens is here to play.