This is a real sign of the times.
More like Achy Breaky EARS, amirite?
Move aside, a cappella. There’s a new musical anomaly in town.
Now when you say you’ve been DJing loft parties for 10 years, some 10-year-old is going to be like “Yeah, same, bro.”
Sorry, Boo, it’s true. You suck at guitar.
“In an alternate reality, I could’ve been Carrie Underwood.”
Any self-aware white person worth their weight in quinoa can admit he’s kind of right. Good arguments, all around.
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