Not a week after being ‘Pwned’ by 84-year-old tycoon T. Boone Pickens, hiphopper Drake gets ‘Punk’d’ by 34-year-old quasi-racist Ashton Kutcher.
It’s an unwritten rule, of course, that if you live in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, and your godfather goes by “the Situation,” you must have a TV-ready nickname. We took the opportunity to suggest a few for the spawn of Jersey Shore’s hottest mess.
Playboy model Kseniya Sobchak, “Russia’s Paris Hilton,” is the daughter of former St. Petersburg Mayor Anatoly Sobchak, and the goddaughter of one Mr. Vladimir Putin. She’s also the government’s most visible critic.
It’s hard to imagine a world in which Quentin Tarantino and Jon Stewart aren’t household names. But here we are, a director with just one credit to his name sitting down with a talk show host who would be canceled the following year.
Sunday night at the MTV European Music Awards, actress Hayden Panettiere strode out onto the stage and awkwardly greeted a streaker for some small talk. Gotta love MTV’s unscripted scripted moments.