The Russian Version of MMA Is 2-on-2 Real-Life ‘American Gladiators’ Vladimir Putin gives this sport, like topless protesters, two thumbs way up. Read more More
MMA Announcer Sounds Like He Has a Lot of Problems With ‘My Anus’ If there’s anything better than MMA commentator Michael Schiavello’s accented pronunciation of fighter Danny Mainus’ last name, don’t tell us. Read more More
Badass Quadruple Kick Does this quadruple lick have practical uses? Sure, let’s count the ways. Read more More
Hear An Ultimate Fighter Describe How He Broke His Penis in Half Ray Elbe does battle with beasts of men in the octagon, but sustained his most extreme injury in the bedroom. Ouch. Read more More
MMA Fighter Live-Tweets Attempted Mugging While Kicking Ass Pro-tip: Don’t approach a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt/ADCC Submission Wrestling Gold medalist if you look like you have cruel intentions. Read more More
One-Armed MMA Fighter Nick Newell Wins Again, Improves to 8-0 Watch the video all the way through to the end, when the announcer refers to Newell as a “crazy, one armed bastard.” Read more More
Polish MMA Fighter Popek Rak Undergoes Facial Scarification Forget tattoos. Polish MMA fighter Popek Rak’s newest body mod is a gnarly designer scar left behind after a careful skin-removal procedure. Read more More