Mitt Romney Suicide Watch™ Back On After Santorum Sweep Fresh off big momentum-building wins in Florida and Nevada, Mitt lost three contests on the same night to the Pastor Dad from Footloose. Even a third place finish in Minnesota! That’s enough to make anyone head for a ledge. Read more More
Rickroll'd: Romney Suicide Watch Lifted After 8-Vote Iowa Win The Iowa Caucus nearly got Rickroll’d. Mitt Romney won the state by eight votes, narrowing edging out the Pastor Dad from Footloose. We’ve got all you need on Iowa, from the news to the nonsense. Read more More