Obama Doesn’t Know Sh*t About ‘Phone-Hating’ Rutherford B. Hayes Thursday morning, President Obama gave an example of a president who failed to exhibit forward-thinking leadership: purported technophobe Rutherford B. Hayes. But RBH loved his phone. What’s up with that? Read more More
British Radio Show ‘Funky Sensation’ Accidentally Plays Gay Porn Soundtrack On Saturday, British radio station Jazz FM’s Funky Sensation show was replaced by something a little funkier: several minutes of moaning, grunting, screaming and (we can only assume) cheesy ’70s humpin’ music. Um, how exactly does that happen? Read more More
Silly Typo Leads to Wrong Candidate Being Elected James J. Butler was the highest vote-getter for the open finance board seat in a local election. Turns out, he didn’t even know he was running for office and has no interest in politics. So how did this happen? Read more More
Edmonton Store Kicks 9-Year-Old Autistic Girl with Service Dog Off Premises…Again A nine-year-old autistic girl and her service dog were kicked out of a store called Winners last July. The store issued an apology and a gift card. When she went back, they then kicked her out a second time. Read more More
Monster (Paw) Mix-up: When Lost in Translation Meets Shoddy Math Skills Todd Boddingham has a bit of a problem when it comes to buying footwear. His feet are two different sizes. Normally, it’s not a problem. Then he ordered a pair of monster paw slippers, and one of them was the size of a bed. Read more More
Awkward: New Google Flight Search Lists WTC as Unavailable Airport Google rolled out its new flight search tool. Unfortunately, the search giant awkwardly listed the World Trade Center as an unavailable destination airport for New York City-bound flights. Say it with us now: Yikes. Read more More
BBC Follies: Michael Wolff Is Not Ben Walker, Knows Nothing About Baseball Michael Wolff is writing a biography on Rupert Murdoch, which means he’s in high demand to be a talking head on news programs given Murdoch’s recent headaches. Unfortunately, the BBC brought him on to talk baseball. Read more More