“That’s probably why nobody noticed that she had been dead in the backseat of her Jeep parked in the garage for more than five years.”
Think about this: A sitting United States congressman is trailing an anonymous Twitter handle in a hypothetical race for Sen. Carl Levin’s soon-to-be-vacant seat in 2014.
Michigan voted to officially recognize “Talk Like a Pirate Day” after the passage of a landmarrrrk bill this week.
Assume deer dead? Sorry, Chuck Grassley. This deer’s alive, and it startled officers in Kalamazoo, Michigan, when they opened a car trunk.