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Barry Bonds Sentenced to 30 Days in His Mansion

Former San Francisco Giants star Barry Bonds was sentenced to 2 years probation, 30 days home confinement and 250 hours of community service for his obstruction of justice conviction. Slap on the wrist or tap on the wrist?

The Best Plate Appearance in Baseball History

It’s difficult to quantify whether or not the thrilling match up between Giants relief pitcher Santiago Casilla, in his first (and hopefully only) MLB plate appearance, and Marlins reliever Jose Ceda is the “worst ever.” You be the judge. Hilarity.

Not Diggin’ It: Baseball Strikes Again

Major League Baseball should care about fixing its broken sport. It seems, however, that it’s too busy at the Algonquin Round Table coming up with ads to incorporate the word “chicks.”