‘You Need a Trainer’: New York Sports Clubs Goes Full ‘Fat O.J.’ In New Gym Ad When OJ Simpson appeared in court last week, his weight gain his the back pages. NYSC is taking full advantage of Fat OJ. Read more More
Lil Wayne’s Must-See Deposition: And No F*&ks Were Given Lil Wayne is suing Quincy Jones III for unauthorized use of his music. As a part of that lawsuit, this happened. It’s amazing. Read more More
‘HoboHunt’: Now You Can ‘Kill’ Poor People in This Charming New iPhone App Vice magazine got a press release for a new iPhone/Android app called HoboHunt, which involves taking pictures of homeless people and then superimposing guns and knives on them so it appears you’re assaulting them. Cool. Read more More
What Was This Judge Doing in the Backseat With Her Court's Public Defender? Backseat, windows up: That’s the way this Akron judge likes to litigate. Joy Malek Oldfield, a municipal court judge in Akron, Ohio, is contesting a police report saying she was caught having hot, judicial, lesbian sexytimes with a public defender. Read more More
Your Tax Dollars at Work: Senator Wants to Make Sure You Don’t Step in Any More Puddles Outraged that some idiot brought great lulz to the Interweb by tripping and falling into a mall fountain while putzing around on her phone, some self-righteous New York Senator wants to make it illegal to use your phone or iPod while walking the streets. Read more More