Jerry Sandusky
Jerry Sandusky's Wife Nearly Runs Over Local Reporter With Car
Just when you thought the Jerry Sandusky mess couldn’t sink any deeper into quicksand, his wife Dottie was caught on camera revving her engine and nearly running over a reporter outside her home. Not good. Not good at all.
Joe Paterno Dies (For Real This Time)
So what will his legacy be? Will it be 46 years as a football legend, including 409 victories, 24 bowl wins, five undefeated/untied seasons and two national titles? Or will it be the Jerry Sandusky sex abuse scandal that led to his firing?
Joe Paterno In “Serious” Condition (But Not Dead)
Former Penn State football coach ill, but reports of death untrue…
Award-Winning Sportswriter Bill Conlin Accused of Sexually Abusing 4 Kids in 1970s
Conlin abruptly resigned from the Philadelphia Daily News on Tuesday after a bombshell story accused him of sexually molesting four children in the 1970s. So what did he do? And what did he say when he weighed in on the Sandusky allegations in November?
Jerry Sandusky Waives Preliminary Hearing, Moves Toward Trial
Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky has waived the right to his preliminary hearing, clearing the way for his arraignment in January and eventual trial. So why did he do it?
Headlines That Suck: Lohan’s Cover, Mrs. Sandusky’s Denial & Perry’s War on Gays
Sometimes Jerry Sandusky’s wife says he’s innocent, sometimes Rick Perry hates on gays, sometimes people have to ask if Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread is a desperate bid for relevance. Fortunately, Headlines That Suck is there for you.
It Gets Worse: Sandusky Arrested Again, Faces New Charges
Former Penn State assistant coach and alleged child rapist Jerry Sandusky is back in police custody and faces several new charges of sexual abuse. He was arrested and arraigned on Wednesday after Victims 9 & 10 emerged.
The Real Problem with SNL
How Saturday’s “Coach Bert” pedophilia sketch highlights why SNL sucks these days. It’s hard to imagine a world in which SNL doesn’t exist. But it’s even harder to imagine a world in which SNL is funny, timely and relevant.
'Cuse Fires Fine: Orange You Glad We Didn't Say Sandusky?
Asst. coach Bernie Fine fired amid molestation allegations…
Not Shocking: Accused Boy Rapist Jerry Sandusky Now Most Unpopular Person Ever
Pennsylvania voters really hate accused child molester and former Penn State defensive coach Jerry Sandusky. Get this: 88% of voters in the state have a negative opinion of him, compared to only 3% with a positive one. Shocking, right?
Sandusky Sex Abuse Scandal Adds Two New Cases to Ongoing Investigation
The Jerry Sandusky sexual abuse scandal has added two more investigations, only this time, the alleged victims are both under 18. They would mark the most recent victims in the scandal.
Sandusky’s “Victim One” Forced to Leave High School After Incessant Bullying
Victim One, the first known alleged victim of Jerry Sandusky, had to leave his high school in the middle of his senior year because of bullying. Other kids blamed him for the firing of Joe Paterno. Seriously?!
Penn State: Whoa, EA Sports Called It
The Jerry Sandusky scandal at Penn State has been an awful tragedy and an unfortunate confluence of events. Let’s add one more to the list with EA Sports NCAA 12 game. Just look what it says on this screen.
Sandusky Interview Backfires, Emboldens Victims to Testify
Also, the Penn State cover-up now seems more genuine…
Person of the Year? Rep. Gabrielle Giffords Gives Inspiring, Extraordinary Interview
The words “tear-jerker” and “extraordinary” were thrown around Twitter about Gabrielle Giffords’ interview with Diane Sawyer, including the suggestion that she should be Time’s Person of the Year.
Justice Askew? Joe Paterno’s Name Ripped Off Big Ten Championship Trophy
Sandusky did the evil deeds. Paterno helped cover it up (in some way). But why, then, is it Joe Paterno who is suffering the brunt of public humiliation? Why is it Paterno who has been dragged through the mud?
Weekend Hype: Arrivederci Silvio, Ramos Rescued, Penn State & More
A little round-up of what’s happening ’round the webosphere this weekend. Italy is leaderless, Penn State played football, a kidnapping rescue for the ages, and much much more.
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‘The Bachelorette,’ Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.
I love horrible, smutty television. I’m that guy. So I’m going to review ‘The Bachelorette’ on a weekly basis. This week, Emily Maynard meets 25 guys in a row, one by one, as they get out of a limo, because that’s how real life works.
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What to Expect in London When You’re Expecting Nothing
There are a few things you should know when you get to England. Just the basics, mind you, but important stuff. Things that will save you time — and even keep you alive. Things like feeding yourself. And riding elevators.
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Let’s Come Right Out and Say It: This Guy Harlan Is the Next Prince
Harlan is fine with having his music categorized as “pop.” But there is a huge difference between manufactured and meticulous; this is where Harlan leaves other pop acts in the three-chord-only, auto-tuned dust. You need to know about this guy.
