The 15 Weirdest Forgotten Footnotes on the Top Stories of 2012 You know about Aurora, and Trayvon, and Linsanity, and Whitney, and Akin. But here are the inane, under-reported footnotes we’re celebrating at year end. Read more More
Sarah Jones Pleads, Elderly Couple Grows Ganja & Sandusky Sentenced Strap in for another underage sex scandal, smoke a toke with your grandparents, and watch Sandusky get locked up for life. Read more More
Sandusky Sentence: 30 to 60 Years Behind Bars for Sex Abuse The sentence effectively relegates the 68-year-old former Penn State assistant coach to a cold jail cell for the rest of his life. Read more More
‘Poor Sandusky’: Catholic Priest Defends Child Sex Abusers Nobody could possibly defend convicted pedophile Jerry Sandusky, right? RIGHT? Wrong. Listen to this. Read more More
Sweet Caroline Banned at Penn State & 18 More Songs That Should Follow ‘Touching me, touching you?’ Penn State says no more Sweet Caroline. Here are some more songs that should be banned from games. Read more More
Boy Escapes From Underwear-Clad Priest in Dahmer-esque Incident A neighbor who found the boy said, “Then he stood there with his hands on his hips like, ‘You’re really not going to give him to me?’” Read more More
Jeffrey Ross Attends Roseanne Roast Dressed As Joe Paterno Mocking Joe Pa? THIS is how you offend to laughter, not outrage. Take notes, Daniel Tosh and Dane Cook. Read more More