Using a penis pump for sexual gratification may be okay on the comfort of your apartment couch, but it turns out it’s not okay when you’re sitting on a bench presiding over a court case. An Oklahoma judge found that out, ahem, the hard way.
Maybe it’s the spring air. Maybe it’s something in the water. But something is getting people a little too excited in Louisiana, and a bizarre convergence of two separate public masturbation stories hit the New Orleans papers on Monday.