Now that they’re off that boat, T-Pain and the Lonely Island trio have more time to swap stories about banging some relatives.
It’s like a “Law & Order: SVU” plot: Three years after police arrested a Michigan man for allegedly raping his autistic daughter, the township’s insurance has agreed to compensate the man and his family with $1.8 million to settle the wrongful law suit.
From the What Could Possibly Go Wrong? file: Switzerland, it turns out, is considering a new bill that would decriminalize incest between close relatives. That sound you hear is childless Swiss people complaining they still can’t get laid.