How to Turn On Ronald McDonald in Just 10 Easy Steps You know you’ve always wondered whether the myth is true. It’s time to find out if those big red clown shoes are an indication of even bigger things. Read more More
How to Steal an iPhone on the Metro Either the person recording this iPhone theft is in on the action or this recording was as well-timed as the iPhone robbery itself. Read more More
How to Tie-Dye Roses (aka How to Become the Ultimate Hippie) Why would anyone want to take a beautiful rose and dye it with food coloring? Well, because the process is freaking awesome, that’s why. Read more More
How to Cut Glass Like Walter White Not THAT kind of glass, silly. I’m talking about turning beer bottles into nifty homemade glasses. This involves lighting on fire a band of yarn soaked in acetone. Sign me up! Read more More
How to Mow Your Lawn on PCP Hilarious! Car-punching, screaming, naked police chases: “Do Anything Stoned” is like “Drunk History” meets the legion of outdoor-concert drug-freakout videos. Read more More
Pedobear Alert: Author of Pedophilia How To Book Arrested on Obscenity Charges in Florida Back in November we talked about the Amazon.com-directed outrage generated over a self-published style guide called “The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover’s Code of Conduct.” Today, the author is in jail. Read more More
Here’s How To Read a Produce Label Those little round stickers are often overlooked, peeled off as a nuisanse and thrown in the trash without a second thought. But they actually contain some very important information. Here’s how to read them to pick the best produce available. Read more More