Man Busted With 100 Bags of Heroin ‘Inside Anus’ Will Be Butt of Jokes This may go down as the best ever use of “NO HOMO, SON.” Read more More
The Saddest Comic About Heroin You’ll Ever Read Wow, that was depressing. Art by 1970s counterculture comic-book artist Jim Himes. Read more More
Drug Dealer Ties 89 Little Baggies to Penis, Pees All Over Police Station The Philly.com story about a drug dealer who tied 89 little bags of coke and heroin to his penis is worth a read, if for no other reason then to see a traditional media outlet use the word “schlong” in the lede. Read more More
An Actual Photo of $180,000 Worth of Heroin Someone Pooped Yes, these 180 heroin capsules — four pounds’ worth — all went through the digestive system of 53-year-old Nigerian Bola Adebisi. Just think, someone had to handle and clean them, right? Read more More
Narcs Bill Woman for Cavity Search That Revealed Nothing When people say “adding insult to injury,” they mean this… Read more More
Boulder Woman Allegedly Kills Cat With Second-Hand Heroin Smoke Boulder-resident Danielle Blankenship has been arrested on charges of cruelty to animals for allegedly killing her boyfriend’s cat after blowing heroin smoke in Muffin’s face. No jokes, this is just heart-breaking. Read more More
Biggest. Criminal Vagina. Ever. After crashing her car, Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, PA was found with have hidden 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22. Not hidden on her person. Hidden inside her vagina. Read more More