The Philly.com story about a drug dealer who tied 89 little bags of coke and heroin to his penis is worth a read, if for no other reason then to see a traditional media outlet use the word “schlong” in the lede.
Yes, these 180 heroin capsules — four pounds’ worth — all went through the digestive system of 53-year-old Nigerian Bola Adebisi. Just think, someone had to handle and clean them, right?
Boulder-resident Danielle Blankenship has been arrested on charges of cruelty to animals for allegedly killing her boyfriend’s cat after blowing heroin smoke in Muffin’s face. No jokes, this is just heart-breaking.