Check out the interview with the hero neighbor: “I barbecue with this dude! We eat ribs and whatnot!” needs to be on a T-shirt by the end of the day.
If you’re going to jump in front of an oncoming train to end your life, make sure there are no police heroes waiting to save you. What a scene.
John Byrne used CPR to revive his pet bunny after it was thrown off a Dublin bridge by an 18-year-old jerk. The teen was sentenced to four months detention.