Herman Cain Tag
Cain is “Sick of Stimulus,” and to prove it, he’ll have this rabbit executed by a guy in a suit and hipster glasses while this Sally Draper wannabe plucked from a dystopian future narrates. This is … well, bizarre. Watch it.
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“In Australia we have serious challenges to solve and we need serious people to solve them,” Australia’s infrastructure and transport minister Anthony Albanese began in an attack on a rival. Turned out, he went on to steal much more from Aaron Sorkin.