Herman Cain
Herman Cain Uses Rabbit for Skeet in Creepy New Ad
Cain is “Sick of Stimulus,” and to prove it, he’ll have this rabbit executed by a guy in a suit and hipster glasses while this Sally Draper wannabe plucked from a dystopian future narrates. This is … well, bizarre. Watch it.
Headlines That Suck Weekly Round-up: Crack! Cain! Coronary Failure!
When a man suffers a heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill, when cops Tase a man ’til crack rocks fall out of his mouth, and when Herman Cain nixes “Dancing With the Stars,” Headlines That Suck is there for you. Peep this week’s awesome roundup!
This Is How You Should Propose to Your Girlfriend
Propose in the classiest way possible…with a Pizza Hut dinner box
ROMNEY WIN$ FLORIDA PRIMARY
Romney has money. Romney covered the airwaves. Romney went negative. Romney went super-negative. Romney won when Republicans had nobody else to vote for this cycle. That’s it. Onto Nevada.
Busted: Australian Politician Caught Plagiarizing 'American President'
“In Australia we have serious challenges to solve and we need serious people to solve them,” Australia’s infrastructure and transport minister Anthony Albanese began in an attack on a rival. Turned out, he went on to steal much more from Aaron Sorkin.
Santorum's Fla. Chairman: Gays "Make God Want to Vomit"
What does O’Neil Dozier say about scary Mooslims and Mormons, too? The founder of Florida’s Worldwide Christian Center says Romney doesn’t have a chance due to his Mormon faith, God is not a socialist and AIDS is divine retribution.
Republican Bandstand: Back to Square Mitt
A perfectly imperfect look at how GOP voters picked a dance partner in the run-up to the Iowa caucuses. After initially waving off Mitt, Republicans looked around, saw the field, and came back with a “Eh, you’ll do.”
The Real Problem with SNL
How Saturday’s “Coach Bert” pedophilia sketch highlights why SNL sucks these days. It’s hard to imagine a world in which SNL doesn’t exist. But it’s even harder to imagine a world in which SNL is funny, timely and relevant.
Like Tinker Bell, Cain Needs Your Encouragement to Live
Political equivalent of Peter Pan asking if you believe in fairies…
Cain’s Consensual Coitus? A 13-Year Affair Meets 60 Seconds of Rationality
Pundits and Twittererers and Moralists and Immoralists have all weighed in on the latest Cain allegations, but there’s really only one take that nails this story. James Kotecki tells us everything we need to know about this sordid tale in just one minute.
Mitt v. Mitt: New DNC Attack Ad Hits Romney Hard
Here’s why Republicans are acting like horny drunks at last call…
4 Most Important Takeaways from GOP Foreign Policy Debate
One is that Newt won’t win friends with salad…
Watch Herman Cain Pull an Eric from Billy Madison on Libya
Cain’s answer on Obama’s handling of Libya is…just…yikes…
Weekend Hype: Arrivederci Silvio, Ramos Rescued, Penn State & More
A little round-up of what’s happening ’round the webosphere this weekend. Italy is leaderless, Penn State played football, a kidnapping rescue for the ages, and much much more.
Oops: Perry Campaign Time of Death 8:18 CST
Bill Hader, you’ll be reprising your role as Gov. Rick Perry this weekend
Tyson Boards Cain Train: “Tea Party Loves Crazy People More Than They Hate Blacks”
Having Mike Tyson, everyone’s favorite convicted rapist, play Herman Cain in a Funny or Die parody is not only seven ways to Sunday wrong, but it’s also a stroke of genius. Stick around ’til the end for the subtle jab at Cain’s campaign ads.
Cain’s Secret Stimulus Plan: “You Want a Job, Right?”
Accuser #4 says she wants to give ‘a face and a voice’ to others’ claims
Cain Ad Hits Back: “It’s a High-Tech Lynching”
Herman Cain SuperPac plays the race card in latest ad…
Behind Door #3? Another Sexual Harassment Allegation!
Third woman claims alleges “aggressive” and “unwanted” behavior
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‘The Bachelorette,’ Reviewed by a Guy. Sorta.
I love horrible, smutty television. I’m that guy. So I’m going to review ‘The Bachelorette’ on a weekly basis. This week, Emily Maynard meets 25 guys in a row, one by one, as they get out of a limo, because that’s how real life works.
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What to Expect in London When You’re Expecting Nothing
There are a few things you should know when you get to England. Just the basics, mind you, but important stuff. Things that will save you time — and even keep you alive. Things like feeding yourself. And riding elevators.
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Let’s Come Right Out and Say It: This Guy Harlan Is the Next Prince
Harlan is fine with having his music categorized as “pop.” But there is a huge difference between manufactured and meticulous; this is where Harlan leaves other pop acts in the three-chord-only, auto-tuned dust. You need to know about this guy.
