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Headlines That Suck: Crack! Cain! Coronary Failure!

When a man suffers a heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill, when cops Tase a man ’til crack rocks fall out of his mouth, and when Herman Cain nixes “Dancing With the Stars,” Headlines That Suck is there for you. Peep this week’s awesome roundup!

Romney Win$ Florida Primary

Romney has money. Romney covered the airwaves. Romney went negative. Romney went super-negative. Romney won when Republicans had nobody else to vote for this cycle. That’s it. Onto Nevada.