Fox News Tag
Fox News’ All-American New Year featured some All-American party girls. “We’re gonna f*&k sh!t up!” is in the Constitution, right?
Yes, Virginia, there is a Black Santa Claus. But, unfortunately, when he goes out to give out gifts, someone is there to shoot him with a pellet gun.
What’s really happening right now: “As we’ve seen from the shutdown, even a small, well-regulated obstructionist political militia can hijack the most powerful government in the world.”