We know, we know, no one should be feeding a toddler this much sugar in one serving. But little Noah’s reaction is JUST SO CUTE.
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To get ready for her summer wedding, Susanne Eman, who’s on a quest to become the world’s heaviest woman, commissioned a custom-made wedding dress that requires 45 feet of fabric to fit her 107-inch waist. And she looks great in it.
“I want so much mayo that I can feel my arteries harden and my heart stop beating while I’m eating it.” In a coffee shop filled with self-important “radical thinkers” typing on their Macs, the proud fat man is the only true rebel.
A diner at Las Vegas’ Heart Attack Grill ordered a Triple Bypass Burger — and, wouldn’t ya know it, had to be rushed to the hospital. This is America, dammit, where we have the right to eat disgusting blobs of greasy flesh until we literally keel over and die.
Kansas State Nutrition Professor Mark Haub spent 10 weeks eating nothing but delicious processed and pre-packaged foods from Hostess, Little Debbie, et al. The results? Well, everything went better than expected.