Kid Tries Root Beer for the First Time. Results, as Expected, Are Hilarious We know, we know, no one should be feeding a toddler this much sugar in one serving. But little Noah’s reaction is JUST SO CUTE. Read more More
How the Laziest Person in the World Plays Video Games Here’s a handy technique for those days when you can barely muster a f***-you to the universe. Read more More
800-Pound Woman Rocks the Biggest Wedding Dress in the World To get ready for her summer wedding, Susanne Eman, who’s on a quest to become the world’s heaviest woman, commissioned a custom-made wedding dress that requires 45 feet of fabric to fit her 107-inch waist. And she looks great in it. Read more More
Heavy Mayo, or The Greatest Thing I've Seen in Los Angeles “I want so much mayo that I can feel my arteries harden and my heart stop beating while I’m eating it.” In a coffee shop filled with self-important “radical thinkers” typing on their Macs, the proud fat man is the only true rebel. Read more More
Heart Attack Grill's 'Triple Bypass Burger' Actually Gives Someone a Heart Attack A diner at Las Vegas’ Heart Attack Grill ordered a Triple Bypass Burger — and, wouldn’t ya know it, had to be rushed to the hospital. This is America, dammit, where we have the right to eat disgusting blobs of greasy flesh until we literally keel over and die. Read more More
Suck it, Spurlock! K-State Nutrition Professor Loses 27 Pounds on Two-Month ‘Twinkie Diet’ Kansas State Nutrition Professor Mark Haub spent 10 weeks eating nothing but delicious processed and pre-packaged foods from Hostess, Little Debbie, et al. The results? Well, everything went better than expected. Read more More